Any Trains Coming?

Any Trains Coming?

CAST:  8 Cubs and Station Master
PROPS:  Table, book, sign saying “Train Station”
SETTING:  Station Master is seated with a book in front of him.  Cubs enter and line up in front of the table.  Each time the Station Master is asked a question, he checks his book.
Cub#1  Mr. Station Master, are there any trains coming from the north?
S/M:  Nope, no trains from the north.
Cub#2:  Are there any trains coming from the northeast?
S/M:  Nope, no trains from the northeast.
Cub#3:  Are there any trains coming from the east?
S/M:  Nope, no trains from the east.
Cub#4:  Are there any trains coming from the southeast?
S/M:  Nope, no trains from the southeast.
Cub#5:  Are there any trains coming from the south?
S/M:  Nope, no trains from the south.
Cub#6:  Are there any trains coming from the southwest?
S/M:  Nope, no trains from the southwest.
Cub#7:  Are there any trains coming down the tracks from the west?
S/M:  Nope, no trains from the west.
Cub#8:  Are there any trains coming from the northwest?
S/M:  Nope, no trains from the northwest.  Sorry boys, but there aren’t any trains coming from any direction at all.
Cub#1  Thank you Mr. Station Master.  You have been a great help with our safety program.  We wouldn’t want to have an accident and have to call 911.  Okay guys lets go, it’s safe to cross the tracks.