Cast: 4 Cubs, Storekeeper
Setting: Sign is being held up by Storekeeper. “FRESH FISH SOLD HERE”
Storekeeper: (Holding sign) Boy, was this sign expensive and it took so much time getting it right.
Cub #1: You don’t need the word “FRESH”. You wouldn’t sell anything else would you??? (He tears off the word “FRESH”)
Cub #2: Why use the word “HERE”? Everyone know it’s here! (He tears off the word “HERE”).
Cub #3: Everything is always sold in a store, that’s why you have one. (Tears off the word “SOLD”.)
Cub #4: Look friend, you don’t need that sign “FISH”…you can smell them for ten blocks. (Storekeeper chases him off stage yelling!!!!)